December 2007 Archives

Why 2008 might be the end of the world

Posted by liam on December 29, 2007 9:04 PM

Scientists have come up with a nice and terrifying theory to worry us as if January wasn't depressing enough - time may be slowing down and eventually stop according to a group of scientists from the University of the Basque Country in Bilbao, Maybe the passage of time itself is slowing down, and distant galaxies only look like they're accelerating because our deep-space telescopes are essentially looking back in time to see them, to when time was going faster.
OK sure it is just a theory, and time would probably never stop until billions of years into the future - but come on that wouldn't have scared you into reading the article

The Pope has ordered his bishops to set up exorcism squads to tackle the rise of Satanism.
Vatican chiefs are concerned at what they see as an increased interest in the occult.

There is a pile of man made rubbish floating in the ocean twice the size of the UK

This is just the beginning of the year and already it looks as if its starting to hit the fan, lets see what other good news we can find for this year

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Last dose of Christmas Cheer

Posted by liam on December 27, 2007 12:00 PM

Here it is folks, let you nurse your hangovers and forget about all that debt you got yourselves into over Christmas and sing along with an old school crazy webpage

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How Father Christmas does it every year

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Posted by liam on December 25, 2007 4:07 PM

It's not Father Christmas anymore it's an all powerful multi national corporation devoted to keeping the magic alive

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The Manliest of Men celebrate Christmas - with a good Moustache

Posted by liam on December 24, 2007 12:55 PM

One marine sports the Sherlock Holmes look (Pic: MoD)

The Royal Marines have found a novel way to keep a stiff upper lip while fighting the Taleban in Helmand Province this Christmas - by holding a "moustache contest".

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Poppa Smurf has been found, no word yet on the where abouts of Smurfette

Posted by liam on December 20, 2007 11:13 PM

Ok lets be honest this is one of the weirdest videos ever, man apparently has blue skin due to a "magic potion he rubbed on his skin"

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Widow definately leaves £10m tip to Chinese restaurant

Posted by liam on December 11, 2007 2:00 PM

Following on from my earlier story of a Widow who left her £10m fortune to her favourite Chinese restaurant here

The final will of a widow who left £10 million to the owners of a Chinese restaurant was upheld by the High Court yesterday, despite claims by her family that she did not know what she was doing.

What made me laugh was the quote from the family's lawyer -

Michael Cooper, who is believed to have acted for the relatives on a no-win, no-fee basis, issued a statement on his clients’ behalf expressing their disappointment: “Ours is a close and loving family and we did our utmost to support our aunt after she lost her husband and son, and brought this action to ensure that her wishes to benefit charity were upheld.”

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Man Flu

Posted by liam on December 10, 2007 11:26 AM

This one is going out to all those poor men, like myself, who are suffering like martyrs with the dreaded 'Man Flu' at the moment. Especially to my long suffering friend Adrian Sudbury